Who's next?
The insanity in Hollywood knows no ends. Breakups, makeups, hookups, split ups. This week has more ups than a Viagra convention. Lets review shall we?
Nick and Jessica Simpson - Why? Why, why, why? Nick, was The Dukes of Hazzard so bad that you have to leave? Jessica, I'm sure that Nick can't be all that bad. I want another "Nick and Jessica Special" dammit!

Eminem and Ex-wife Kim - Getting back together? Has she ever listened to any of the lyrics in his mad-phat beats? Yikes, and I thought I knew what bravery was...
Ritchie Sambora and Heather Locklear - "Calling Dr. Bon Jovi, calling Dr. Bon Jovi, we need a power ballad STAT." They've been married a long time!

I'm exhausted. So much drama. So many E True Hollywood Stories to be redone and updated. I'm almost scared to look at the internet tomorrow for fear of seeing something crazy like dogs and cats living together or a positive review of Paris Hilton's CD. *shiver*
Tags:Entertainment, Reviews
3 Comments:
For real! When I heard all those reports about Nick cheating on her my first thoughts were "What are those reporters smoking to come up with a story like that? Why on earth would he cheat on her?"
Then when it started to look like that was what really happened I thought "What is he smoking to cheat on her?"
Don't forget about Nicole Ritchie and that DJ who used to be fat but now is skinny. Oh wait. I've already forgotten them.
Oh yeah! DJ AM, how could I forget? Well, I bet he'll get his when he signs up for "The Surreal Life". Then we'll see who gets the last laught! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
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